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Red Pill TheoryGirls just want to have fun (self.TheRedPill)

submitted 1 ano ago * by TRP VanguardArchwinger

The Red Pill is a relatively new phenomenon, but the need for the Red Pill is as old (or older) than many of us. In 1983, I was a toddler. I’m older than a lot of you, younger than some. That year, Cyndi Lauper recorded the iconic song “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” The lyrics playfully talk about a girl coming home after being out all night (presumably getting fucked), guys calling for her at all hours, and her parents disapprove, but they don’t understand, because girls just want to have fun. Some boys want to hide a beautiful girl away, but she wants to bask in the sun flaunting herself to the boys. When the working day is done, girls just want to have fun.

Fun fact – the original lyrics to this iconic hit from the 80s were written by a guy named Robert Hazard, and the song was originally about a player cad cruising about, crushing vag. He’d come home late at night, presumably after fucking girls, get scolded by his parents, and exclaim that the girls just want to have fun. That’s all they want. Lauper found the original lyrics to this song to be misogynistic, so she rewrote them to the ones summarized in the first paragraph, intending them to be an anthem for young women. Oddly, they’re even more misogynistic her way.

Housewives galore, my mother included, did aerobics classes in psychedelically colored leotards to this song, while reminiscing and gossiping about all the guys they fucked in the 60s and 70s during their hippie days in high school and college. And badmouthing their clean-cut, hardworking husbands who put on conservative dark suits and white dress shirts every day to go sit in an office and pray that the recession didn’t cost them the jobs that were supporting their wives and kids and paying for their tenuous middle class lifestyle. Even as early as the 60s, hard-working, responsible men who provided for their families were boring. A laughingstock when women were alone together. A necessary evil.

This didn’t stop women who’d fucked their way through college (after earlier women fought for their right to be there) from settling down and marrying a stable guy. Sure beats working. Work sucks, and girls just want to have fun.

Hazard knew what was up, or at least the character in his song did. The original message in those lyrics was meant for guys, not girls. Girls already knew they wanted to have fun. They’d been having fun for awhile. It was men in the 70s and 80s who needed to get a clue. The song didn’t go, “Girls just want to fuck a guy with a middle class job.” You couldn’t say fuck on the radio.

The 70s and 80s were burdened with feminism. First-wave feminism was awesome. Women needed to be able to vote and own property and not be second-class citizens. Second-wave feminism was better than the shit we have today, but was considerably more retarded than first-wave feminism. Apparently, keeping house while the husband works wasn’t the standard because it makes logical sense for the person who doesn’t get pregnant to be the one relied upon for income. It was the standard due to systemic sexism. The world definitely had to do away with that. The line’s a little blurry where second-wave feminism ends and third-wave feminism begins, but the third wave is essentially just planting a victory flag as far up the ass of society as possible, because they already won equality decades ago, so now it’s time to normalize being a slut. Girls just want to have fun.

Mark my words, if we don’t have a war or something else significant to shock the world in the interim, in another decade or two, one-sided poly marriages will be a somewhat common thing. Sexless men who are just happy to have a wife, marrying women who are free to go fuck whoever they want. Because trying to use marriage to own and control women is a patriarchal relic from the past. If men want to commit to women, that’s fine, but they’d better check their privilege and not think that marrying someone means they own that vagina. It’s her vagina, to fuck whoever she wants. Not her husband’s. He should be thrilled when she comes home ready to bear kids for him to help raise. That’s why he married her. For a family, right? Be a real man. Marry a woman and support her family for her.

The old regime died decades ago. Women get free birth control through their insurance. They have jobs and support themselves, scholarships designated just for them, sexist programs designed to put more of them into various fields independent of qualifications, and other ways to make life a bit easier for them. If they don’t have jobs or don’t make enough with the jobs they have, they get free insurance and free money from the government. And if a woman slips up and gets pregnant, she can get an abortion at will, no questions asked. Or if she knows who the father is, she can have the kid if she wants it, and the government will take a portion of his paycheck and send it to her. That portion isn’t based on her expenses. It’s based on how much money he makes. So she can spend a little time keeping track of his promotions and raises and get that amount increased periodically. If he’s ever a dime short, he goes to jail.

Women don’t need hard-working, responsible guys who support them any more. They didn’t need that in the 60s, they didn’t need it in the 80s, they don’t need it now. Girls just want to have fun.

Don’t go crazy now. You still have to be hard-working and responsible. For you, not them. Your job is to support yourself awesomely and be a badass, because being a badass is fun. Hey, guys want to have fun, too. Sucking and having a shit life is not fun.

But for them, your job isn’t to be hard-working and responsible. They want to have fun. They don’t need you to support them or save them or love them or cherish them. The world’s given them a safety net. You don’t need to be their soft place to land. They have that already. They won it fair and square. Society failed the shit test and gave women the farm. And now women don’t respect society any more. They piss all over society daily and still call it unfair and sexist, after all it’s done for them. Now they’re angling for two farms and a private island, and society will probably give it to them.

Your only purpose to women now is entertainment. Hard work? Responsibility? Support? Boring. Girls hate boring. Your job is to be fun. Girls want to have fun. If you’re not fun and interesting, they’ll fuck someone else. There are plenty of someone elses.

You young guys out there need to work harder than ever, for you. Get your awesome life in gear, for you, so when this bubble bursts, you’re on top. But on your down time, ride this third wave of slutty feminism as far as it can take you. Look hot, smile, be fun, and abdicate all appearances of work, responsibility, or love. Entertain them. Perform like a monkey. Stick your dick in them. Laugh at them inside your head. Then go home and keep working on that awesome life you’re building. It’ll be our secret.

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Great fucking post. It's funny, I recently heard this song on the radio and had the exact same realization: "Girls just want to have fun" is a complete and comprehensive thesis statement that the entire gender can get behind.

What do girls want? Fun. That's it. Nothing else. Big Daddy government ensures they will never spend a night on the streets or go hungry. So what's left for them to seek? Fun.

Another song that's an unbelievably accurate summation of current gender politics is Daft Punk's "Get Lucky."

"She's up all night to have fun. I'm up all night to get lucky. "

Men go to clubs and parties for the purpose of getting laid. Their testosterone-fueled brains mandate that they spend their energy seeking sex. But women don't have the same hormonal balance, and their sex drives are nowhere near as intense as a man's.

So, like Daft Punk says:

When a girl goes to a party, she just wants to have fun. If a tall dark Alpha wants to fuck her, great! But if not, it's okay, because she's still having fun.

But when a man goes to a party, he just wants to get lucky. If he doesn't get lucky, he regrets going to the party, because he messed up his circadian rhythms and hormonal balance by staying up so late drinking what is technically poison. Smart men soon realize that it's more efficient and healthier to spend their energy improving themselves during the day than going out late at night, sacrificing sleep and energy, in order to get lucky.

She's up all night to have fun. He's up all night to get lucky.

[Bigvitinho 39]

Relato de um macho Alpha:

 

As minas vem ate Ti!

 

Em 02/01/2012, meu irmão me levou para rua para ver o show do Tiaguinho e me amostrar como e a vida na madruga, ele tinha uns 18 ou 19 anos, Ele abordou 3 garotas, e pegou 1 no show, sendo que uma das garotas que ele abordou, ele so nao pegou pq ele nao quis, pq conversando com ela, ele descobriu que ela tinha namorado, e que o namorado dela era um amigo de escola dele (O cara tem bom coração!), quando deu umas 4h da madruga, agnt foi pra um lugar onde fica um conjunto de bares, (fica um bar do lado do outro), ai agnt ficou la, ele colocou 2 minas para rebolar no pau dele e pá, mais ele nao pegou nenhuma (ate hj nao sei o pq!)... Ai quando agnt estava indo embora pra casa, no caminho uma morena super gata mandou Tchau pra ele '-', do nada, essa morena estava acompanhada com 4 cara de uns 2 metros de altura meio gordo os cara (tipo jogador de futebol americano), meu irmão andou uns 10 metros e depois voltou para puxar assunto com a mina, msm ela estando com 4 cara junto dela, e outra, esses cara que estavam com ela, tinha muito dinheiro, eles estavam com uma picape e uns 2 baldes de bebidas... Papo vai, papo vem, e um dos cara percebeu que meu irmão estava conversando com a mina dele, o cara jogou o copo de cerveja no chão e falou:Mano mete o pé daqui ou eu te meto a porrada! Meu irmão so foi embora pq era 4x1, os amigos dele estava longe, se nao ele metia a porrada nos cara, fdp e brigao e vive metendo a porrada nos cara! suhauaahsauhsauhsuahsauhshus

No outro dia ele achou o Facebook da mina, e foi comer ela no meio da Favela! suashuaashausahushashuauauhshausuah

 

Eu tinha 11 anos na epoca...

 

[Bigvitinho 39]

Galera estou tendo dificuldades em iniciar conversas por messangem, tem uma ''Coroa'', de 29 anos querendo me dá, ela falou pro meu professor que e so eu chamar ela é ela me dá, estou sem disposiçao e sem saber oque falar, alguem tem alguma dica? nao quero perder  uma transa com uma mina de 29 anos, ainda nao transei com uma ''coroa'' e quero realizar esse fetiche kk.

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1 hora atrás, Bigvitinho disse:

Relato de um macho Alpha:

 

As minas vem ate Ti!

 

Em 02/01/2012, meu irmão me levou para rua para ver o show do Tiaguinho e me amostrar como e a vida na madruga, ele tinha uns 18 ou 19 anos, Ele abordou 3 garotas, e pegou 1 no show, sendo que uma das garotas que ele abordou, ele so nao pegou pq ele nao quis, pq conversando com ela, ele descobriu que ela tinha namorado, e que o namorado dela era um amigo de escola dele (O cara tem bom coração!), quando deu umas 4h da madruga, agnt foi pra um lugar onde fica um conjunto de bares, (fica um bar do lado do outro), ai agnt ficou la, ele colocou 2 minas para rebolar no pau dele e pá, mais ele nao pegou nenhuma (ate hj nao sei o pq!)... Ai quando agnt estava indo embora pra casa, no caminho uma morena super gata mandou Tchau pra ele '-', do nada, essa morena estava acompanhada com 4 cara de uns 2 metros de altura meio gordo os cara (tipo jogador de futebol americano), meu irmão andou uns 10 metros e depois voltou para puxar assunto com a mina, msm ela estando com 4 cara junto dela, e outra, esses cara que estavam com ela, tinha muito dinheiro, eles estavam com uma picape e uns 2 baldes de bebidas... Papo vai, papo vem, e um dos cara percebeu que meu irmão estava conversando com a mina dele, o cara jogou o copo de cerveja no chão e falou:Mano mete o pé daqui ou eu te meto a porrada! Meu irmão so foi embora pq era 4x1, os amigos dele estava longe, se nao ele metia a porrada nos cara, fdp e brigao e vive metendo a porrada nos cara! suhauaahsauhsauhsuahsauhshus

No outro dia ele achou o Facebook da mina, e foi comer ela no meio da Favela! suashuaashausahushashuauauhshausuah

 

Eu tinha 11 anos na epoca...

 

 

1 hora atrás, Bigvitinho disse:

Galera estou tendo dificuldades em iniciar conversas por messangem, tem uma ''Coroa'', de 29 anos querendo me dá, ela falou pro meu professor que e so eu chamar ela é ela me dá, estou sem disposiçao e sem saber oque falar, alguem tem alguma dica? nao quero perder  uma transa com uma mina de 29 anos, ainda nao transei com uma ''coroa'' e quero realizar esse fetiche kk.

Véi, começa a escrever um livro pq vc é criativo, todo post é uma pérola.

Larga mão de mentir num fórum, namoralzinha, vc é carente?

Porra, vir querer crescer num fórum de internet vei, num forum...

[lucasf21 1670]

3 minutos atrás, Bright13 disse:

 

Véi, começa a escrever um livro pq vc é criativo, todo post é uma pérola.

Larga mão de mentir num fórum, namoralzinha, vc é carente?

Porra, vir querer crescer num fórum de internet vei, num forum...

uhahuashuashuas, vdd o cara tem 16 anos acho, e é o comedor do fórum, só consigo rir dessas postagens dele...

Editado Março 19, 2016 às 01:32 por lucasf21

[Fabricius 463]

Coroa de 29 anos. Então sou idoso.

 

[lukao1993 1329]

46 minutos atrás, Bright13 disse:

 

Véi, começa a escrever um livro pq vc é criativo, todo post é uma pérola.

Larga mão de mentir num fórum, namoralzinha, vc é carente?

Porra, vir querer crescer num fórum de internet vei, num forum...

Do jeito que ele fala parece que ele é o pica das galáxias e que aos 16 anos de idade tem a experiência de 300 idosos transantes

[Marlon Henrique01 996]

Nas primeiras postagens aqui no tópico passou uma certa confiança. Mas agora ta indo longe demais..